argentnoelle: purple tree (Default)
 The plot works perfectly, at first. Change the theme of your new casino to The Joker, wait for him to wreck it, get the insurance money. And yet somehow, in the end of the episode, as Kaiser tries to flee in his helicopter, his finds out his pilot is no one but… the Joker himself! And the Joker is quite mad at Kaiser for playing him.

J: It was a scheme worthy of me, Kaiser. The way you got me riled up and turned me loose on this place.
K: You! You were supposed to destroy the casino!
J: Yeah, but then I realized it’d be more fun to get rid of you and run the show myself.
K: But you can’t … !
J: Oh please, Mr. Kaiser. You of all people should have realized there’d be a Joker in the deck!

The funny thing is, the “joker” in this case – the unpredictable element that messed up Kaiser’s plans – wasn’t Joker at all!

It was Batman.

While his initial plan worked out splendidly, Kaiser’s problem was that he severely underestimated his enemies – he did not count on Batman being as smart or nosy as he was – nor did he count on the relationship between the two archenemies (and Batman’s amazing power to [occasionally] talk reason to the Joker).

Batman tells Joker how he’s been set up by Kaiser to stop him from blowing up the casino with a bunch of innocent people in it, knowing Joker will decide to go after Kaiser instead.

B: You won’t get Kaiser. He’s been playing you for a patsy.
J: Eh?
B: He’s counting on you to blow this place up so he can collect the insurance. By the time you get clear, Kaiser will be miles away, laughing at you.
J: … I hate it when you make sense.

… … … … 

quotes from this transcript

argentnoelle: batjokes europa style (batjokes)
Easy come, easy go,

that’s just how we live, oh
take, take, take it all
everything I give
should’ve known we was trouble
from the first kiss
had our eyes wide open
why were they open

gave you all I had and you tossed it in the trash
We tossed it in the trash, we did
to give me all your hate is all I ever asked ‘cause
what you don’t understand is

I’d throw a grenade at you (yeah yeah)
stab your heart with a blade for you (yeah yeah)
tie you in front of a train it’s true (yeah yeah)
oh yeah I’d do anything to you (yeah yeah)

make you go through all of this pain
put a bullet straight through your brain
but I would kill for you baby
now won’t you do the same?

black, black, black and blue
beat me till I’m numb
to the devil I’ll say hey when I get back to where I’m from
madmen, bad and
that’s just what we are
if you get into my way I’ll run you over with my car

gave you all I had and you tossed it in the trash
We tossed it in the trash, we did
to give me all your hate is all I ever asked 'cause
what you don’t understand is

I’d throw a grenade at you (yeah yeah)
stab your heart with a blade for you (yeah yeah)
tie you in front of a train it’s true (yeah yeah)
oh yeah I’d do anything to you (yeah yeah)

make you go through all of this pain
put a bullet straight through your brain
but I would kill for you baby
now won’t you do the same?

If your body was on fire
I’d watch you burn down in flames
said you never loved me, you’re a liar
'cause you always, always, always did baby…

'cause darling I’d still throw a grenade at you (yeah yeah)
stab your heart with a blade for you (yeah yeah)
tie you in front of a train it’s true (yeah yeah)
you know I’d do anything to you (yeah yeah)

make you go through all of this pain
(but I would) put a bullet straight through my brain
yes I would die for you baby
and you would do the same

oh you would do the same
you’d always do the same
oh you’d always do the same
oh, oh, oh oh oh

FIN

Profile

argentnoelle: purple tree (Default)
ArgentNoelle

November 2023

S M T W T F S
   1234
567891011
12131415161718
19202122232425
2627282930  

Syndicate

RSS Atom

Most Popular Tags

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Page generated Mar. 11th, 2026 10:34 pm
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios